Halloween
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Please join us at a late night bash
It's Halloween's big monster mash
on cold asphalt there is nothing finer
we'll join the buzzards at Roadkill Diner
Those scary beast that terrorize
and spooks that swoop down from the skies
eash acts so mean but has bad luck
beneath the tires of a pickup truck
The ghosts and goblins boo, then frown
as sixteen wheelers mow them down
a wave of carnage fills the roads
with piles of kamikaze toads
So there is laid a monster spread
wings and fangs. sometimes a head
so you can come and eat your fill
and never never get a bill
There are popped out eyes and battered bats
an abundance of black slattered cats
splintered bones and gargoyle brains
goblin guts and long red veins
That werewolf wearing purple socks
will fill a coffin take out box
an artery that still can spurt
will offer us a fine dessert
A prying stick will keep you neat
for monster mash is sticker treat
roll those bones and pick them clean
and please come back next Halloween
